I was amused, and then recently very disappointed with B3ta.
Some time ago, a B3tan said to me "You couldn't be funny even if you were gang-raped by clowns".

I thought this was absolutely superb, and forwarded the exchange to both of my friends.

How disappointed I was at Christmas, then, when, in telling this to one of my in-laws, they simply nodded and said "Frankie Boyle".

"What?" cried I, "You mean it's one of his jokes?"

"Yes" they said, "I thought that's what you were getting at."

So, because of that, you're all cunts.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:42, 8 replies)

oh noes rape in a comedy setting
:o0
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:53, closed)

SEXUAL ASSUALT!
*honks nose, spins bowtie*
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:15, closed)

I don't get it
Is this from Stewart Lee?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:31, closed)

how did that come up in conversation?
'...and then right, this guy on the internet told me I wouldn't be funny even if I were gang-raped by clowns, and I lolled and lolled!'
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:42, closed)

Pretty well.
I think it was a discussion of put-downs, and the pointlessness of arguing on the internet.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:47, closed)

It's not pointless!
(Howland C. Pousiccat sailed away, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 2:44, closed)

Because Mr Boyle's never been caught lifting jokes from Sickipedia...

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:00, closed)

Or sicking in lifts neither.
(Howland C. Pousiccat sailed away, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 8:14, closed)