Five seconds of thrusting, ten seconds of mumbled apology then 30 minutes of crying?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:49, 1 reply)

Nothing says to a woman "sensitive" like crying after sex.
Or, indeed, during.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:55, closed)

"Can I pull out and weep on your tits?"

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:04, closed)

"...and call you mummy"

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:23, closed)

"You're 25, son. It's about time you grew up and started calling me mother."

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:27, closed)

"Yes, dad, sorry, dad."

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:41, closed)

INTERNET SHUT-IN'S SORDID AFFAIR WITH OWN SEX-CHANGE PARENT
Full story p17
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:45, closed)

Page 17? Bah! Not a chance of this feeble Qftw going past page 4. And not even any boobies on the penultimate page - a few boobs, perhaps - but no norks.
(Howland C. Pousiccat sailed away, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 8:13, closed)