My mother
had a brilliant way of dishing out punishment.
It was the 80s and I was a teenager who'd given her some lip over something or other. She removed her flip-flop (or flop-flip if you're left handed)and came after me, but I out-ran her, flicking the digit as I went.
A whole 8 hours later as I sat eating my tea, she walked up behind me and whacked me round the head, knocking me off my chair.
"You may have bad memory, but I haven't" was all she said as she calmly walked away.
(Appleseed Is getting married 24/05/2014. All invited., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:03, 2 replies)

Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!
Your Mum sounds like a great lass - I like her style.
(Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:34, closed)

Beware of Mum's wearing Flip-flops.
I too appreciated this and have expressed said appreciation by left clicking the "I Like This" link.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:01, closed)