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When was the last time you were told off? Tell us about memorable punishments you've experienced, or damn good ones you've dished out

(, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:14)
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I was at some dodgy party the other night and this bird was trying to get into my pants but this other bird scared her off.
Girls are always fighting over me.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:53, 15 replies)
they only try to get into the front
because there's plenty of space ;)
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 15:16, closed)
Only because my pants are so huge.
Like my cock.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 15:37, closed)
so you're saying
you attract poultry fanciers?
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 15:43, closed)
Like you didn't take up the hobby especially.

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 15:48, closed)
i have no idea what you mean
*whistles innocently*
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 15:55, closed)
You dropped this copy of "Buxom Hens Weekly".

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 15:59, closed)
i got you that as a surprise

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:02, closed)
Cor!
Back in fi- make it ten minutes.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:08, closed)
Two.

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:09, closed)
I am a Weird Shouty Bitch
Despite the fact that I have nice boobs, a face that doesn't need a paperbag and my lady bits work fine - sometimes I find it a bit hard to meet potential mates. Apparently the weird and shouty has something to do with that.
To try to ensnare a bloke I either

Talk to them about recently released blokey movies or
Entrap them in confined spaces like airing cupboards.

I also ward off competition by trying to throw them off the scent by telling them lies about my potential victim mate.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:19, closed)

You could fix a lot of these problems by signing yourself up for a dating site. Just a suggestion.
(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 2:42, closed)
I'm told OkCupid is good.

(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 5:56, closed)

It's OK.
(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 8:08, closed)
Weak answer.
Sorry.
(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:00, closed)

That's alright, no need to apologise.
(WARNING - replies can and WILL get even shitter than this antique if necessary.)
(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 18:16, closed)

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