Four possibilities
1) Your sister's a pervert, she stole the biscuits and got you the blame.
2) Your dad's a pervert, he ate the biscuits and watched your mum beat you up.
3) Your mum's a pervert, she ate the biscuits and beat you up in front of your dad and your sister.
4) You're a pervert, you didn't take the biscuits (or did) but you like to be thrashed in front of your dad and your sister.
Which is it? We need to know.
Nice u/n btw.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:14, 1 reply)

All of the above?

( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:44, closed)

*spluffs*

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:54, closed)