I was expelled from a school
which I loathed.

Kicked out of uni, which I loathed.

What did I learn on the norty steps?

Never let the bastards grind you down.
(roysin, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:17, 19 replies)

Perhaps you should have tried...
...'stop being an arse in classes'.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:19, closed)

Or 'if you don't like your uni course, just leave it'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:19, closed)

What
And miss all the fun?
(roysin, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:40, closed)

Stop being an arse in glasses.

contacts are much more flattering
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 2:08, closed)

Or study really really hard so you can wipe arses for the rest of your career

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:31, closed)

Or take shit photos of ugly women with crap toys.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:51, closed)

Or spend the rest of your life working for free, which seems to be popular these days.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:41, closed)

Nah, I did my stint in the charity sector, I'm all about the money these days
I did stay late at work tonight, I only got in about half nine.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 22:20, closed)

Oh no, I don't mean charity work.
I understand kids these days can get jobs as long as they don't mind never getting paid. And like idiots, they accept it.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 22:24, closed)

Well I won't pretend it doesn't happen in film
When you're making something on a shoestring budget a lot of the time people do give their time for free - though it does pay off. Quite a few of our cast and crew have gone on to bigger and better things with clips from our movies on their demo reel, so I can't feel too guilty about it. And a mainstream film not only employed our actor, but had him play basically the same character as well.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 22:46, closed)

And now you're all growed up...
....do you have a job?
(Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:39, closed)

Yes
I fly a lot, saving Edwardian-era children from pirates and crocodiles.
(roysin, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:51, closed)

Dressing like a weird nonce
Is not really a job description.
(piston_broke Actually thinks Supermatt is a decent bloke., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 8:56, closed)

You won't be
applying for pope, then?
(roysin, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:28, closed)

It's more of a lifestyle choice.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:40, closed)

Could a bit of studying
have remedied these situations?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 23:11, closed)

Absolutely
but they tried to kick out anything I felt to be important. Parents put me in a more liberal school and I excelled.

Uni reminded me of a factory production line. Did well in the first year - top marks. Disliked the politics. Won a scholarship to a small, elite college, top marks.

Combination of pig-headedness and patience.
(roysin, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:21, closed)

If production lines were run like houses of education, nothing would ever get made.
Or if it did, it would be late, generally substandard or not the thing that was ordered.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:40, closed)

Ha ha
right you are. But the hedonism would be a great perk.
(roysin, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 9:17, closed)