Kids say the shittiest thingsSmudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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BrainsMy youngest son was in the bath, playing with his nut sack, as young boys are wont to do. "What as these, daddy?" he asked, touching his balls. I launched into an anatomically correct explanation, but afterwards he just said, "No daddy, they're brains" and would not be convinced otherwise. Well, my wife accuses me of thinking with my dick, so maybe he was right.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 19:36, Reply)
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