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Smudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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My 3-year old son went through a period of threatening me
...with such gems as:

-I'm going to call you "beer" and throw you in the bin
-I'm going to send you away
-I'm going to bash you out of the window
-I'm going to put you on a bagel and eat you with salad (a particularly middle class threat)

and, my personal favourite:

-I'm going to threaten you
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:33, 2 replies)
"I'm going to send you away"
has a nicely sinister edge to it.
(, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:27, closed)
'-I'm going to threaten you'
(, Sun 26 May 2013, 23:53, closed)

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