I teach Reception,
for those not in the know that means 4 going on 5 years old.
Now my class are lovely, all of them are great kids and I hardly ever have to tell anyone off or raise my voice.
One day we were in the hall and the PE teacher had put up a selection of climbing equipment, including the blue bars. You know the ones, they fold out from the wall, all schools had them fitted in the late seventies. One of little girls, who is a really sweet girl, climbs right up to the top of the frame. The PE teacher and I are both near by and hear her stand at the top of the frame, at least 10ft up and say 'oh wank, how do I get down now?'

Oh, and a boy in nursery once told a colleague to 'fuck off you cunt'.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 23 May 2013, 22:42, 8 replies)

I've come across similar.
b3ta.com/questions/screwedover/post1696414
EDIT: The scrotely has since been moved onto greener pastures - ahh, becoming an independent public school has its benefits.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 23 May 2013, 23:10, closed)

I like how the OP in that thread took himself so seriously that my mildly sarcastic one-liner led to an immediate 2.0ing.
No wonder he got bullied at school.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:30, closed)

Your mum & dad must be so proud.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 23 May 2013, 23:58, closed)

lol

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 24 May 2013, 0:10, closed)

How dare you laugh off this terrible bullying?
If you don't stand up to him now, he'll be free to practice his vile craft on other, more vulnerable, patrons of this website.
Congratulations, you've ruined the internet.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:09, closed)

pwned.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 24 May 2013, 9:18, closed)

Muahahahaha!!!

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 24 May 2013, 16:18, closed)

In fairness, she is a cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:30, closed)