Kids say the shittiest thingsSmudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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My missus used to work in a children's respite house for kids with physical and intellectual disabilities.She had the kid from Kalgoorlie who used to be left outside at home with the dogs. Asking her not to dig holes in the garden was interesting. There was the man mountain who pinched her on the boob - he brought about finding her breast cancer and it's early removal, so swings and round-about.
My fave was MattyD, a young man so severely bent by CP that you would think things were awful for him - on the contrary, taking him down to the pub (with his parents blessing) to have a few beers and watch the footy was always an interesting time. Matty liked a drink did Matty!
(, Fri 24 May 2013, 7:18, 1 reply)
Those were the days...Today, she, the barman, the parents, and some guy who was just passing by would get an ASBO at the very least for underage pubishness :(
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