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Smudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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Beadle's about (your school)
Some years ago and many locations previous (I've moved a lot. OK?), we lived in Bedfordshire. My son went to primary school there and during one of his years, Jeremy Beadle made a visit to the school to interview the children. These interviews were filmed, edited and packaged into a yearbook style VHS video cassette tape to be sold to the parents. We had no idea of the content until the tape was purchased. I guess the idea was that you could look back on this in your silver haired years and remember just how much of a darling your little treasure was.

Largely the tape was pretty dull and my son was not exactly forthcoming with his answers. One question did stick out though:

JB: "What's your favourite food your mummy cooks for you?"

There was a pause and considerable thought was evident, until the answer came:

"Yoghurts"

We still have the VHS but nothing on which to play it and no real desire to see it converted to a digital medium.
(, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:30, 1 reply)
Get it converted.
Keep it for his wedding reception - comedy GOLD.
(, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:31, closed)

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