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Smudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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We were going to Mallard's Pike with all my nephews and nieces.
"A mallard's pike, eh kids?" said I, "That's a duck-fish hybrid that used to be common in this area."

"It would be called a, er ... a DISH!" said one.

"Or ... or ... " said another, working it out, before declaring loudly, "A ... a ... a ... FUCK!"

Cue my sister nearly driving into the river.
(, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:29, 1 reply)
I remember doing that.
My Dad loved Spoonerisms, so young me loved them too. All well and good, until I cheerfully informed my Nan that we were off to the park to "deed the fucks".
(, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:20, closed)

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