Kids say the shittiest thingsSmudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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PolicemenThe son and heir was slow to speak (4 in fact)but one of the first conversations was about seatbelts. Like many children he loved to take his off the minute I was driving leading to much stopping and replacing. One day he was doing this when I eyeballed him in the mirror and said 'You have to keep your seatbelt on or the policeman will shout at Mummy' to which he replied 'Well I will kick the policeman in the willy'. Nothing else to say really but he does keep his belt on now (age 15).
(, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:38, 1 reply)
Reminds me of next door's ladWhen we had the bad snow earlier in the year (not the really bad snow) the guy next door and his 5/6 year old son were having a snowball fight.
Next thing the little lad is running around laughing shouting "I just hit daddy in the willy"
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thistle, Fri 24 May 2013, 21:57,
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