Kids say the shittiest thingsSmudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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Staying safe onlineMy wife is a primary school teacher. Just this week she was giving a lesson to her class of 5 and 6 year olds on staying safe online. She quickly found that the lesson plan she was using was fairly redundant as most of the kids knew more than her. One kid confirmed this by standing up and saying "the reason you need to stay safe online is that you might meet a stranger who will kidnap you. You'll never see your mummy and daddy again and the stranger will kill you and take photos of you" The lesson quickly ended with 29 screaming and crying children, and one smug know it all.
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herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 24 May 2013, 16:20,
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