Kids say the shittiest thingsSmudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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Addendum:The twin that shouted (falsetto) "How does he smell?" has a real habit of getting tackled roughly and suffering a major injury - even tho he manages to get up & play on. This has come to be known by the team as "Chucking a Brad." As I am calling him 'Brad' for this tale.
This morning he accidentally ran into an opposition player and did a face plant. As he was lying on the ground I checked the other player was ok and attended to Brad who was ok to play within a minute or so.
As I did his brother Jim strolled past and said - "Err, don't chuck a Brad."
Interestingly, Jim got tackled really hard quite a few times and had bruising on both his shins (despite shin-guards) - yet he only complained after the end of the game.
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