Kids say the shittiest things
Smudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing
(
Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
Pages: Popular,
6,
5,
4,
3,
2,
1
« Go Back |
See The Full Thread
"People who say 'copypasta' are child groomers"
Says the man who is constantly interested in making comments about toys when EMV posts.
Give it up skinny man. I think I hear your missus calling you back to bed.
Or maybe that's a calling - "Nurse!"
(
Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 26 May 2013, 10:27,
4 replies)
Could you please stop shitposting?
(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 26 May 2013, 10:28,
closed)
you seem to have a bit of a thing for AB's wife.
It's pretty creepy.
(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 26 May 2013, 10:29,
closed)
Oh look!
The flies are buzzing around the toilet.
(
Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 26 May 2013, 12:07,
closed)
He's got a threeway fantasy involving her and one of Shambles' daughters.
(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 26 May 2013, 18:06,
closed)
nah, srsly
He really does have the hots for WW. Maybe he's a fellow chubby chaser.
(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 26 May 2013, 18:54,
closed)
Why would a happily married man be making salacious comments about another man's wife?
Next you'll be telling me he trawls online dating websites for victims as well.
(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 26 May 2013, 19:51,
closed)
"I think I hear your missus calling you back to bed."
Daily Mail level salaciousness, right here!
PROTIP: if you're not quite sure what a word means but you want to use a big one to make yourself look smart, you should maybe check it in a dictionary first. Just so you don't look like an idiot who doesn't really know a word's meaning.
(
Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 26 May 2013, 20:22,
closed)
you dismal prick
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:07,
closed)
What's Roger Irrelevent on about here?
(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 26 May 2013, 18:07,
closed)
Haha
Viz.
I like comics.
(
Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 26 May 2013, 20:19,
closed)
you helpless knobend
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:07,
closed)
I'm still struggling to see how someone choosing to work in the healthcare sector is any grounds for criticism.
Or is the joke that, lol, doctors are traditionally men and nurses are traditionally women? I can see how that is pretty hilarious, yeah, you should totally keep saying it.
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 May 2013, 1:40,
closed)

(
Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 27 May 2013, 5:59,
closed)
you spastic cunt
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:09,
closed)
You really are a fucking twat y'know
(
TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Mon 27 May 2013, 18:01,
closed)
haha, great
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 May 2013, 21:47,
closed)
« Go Back |
See The Full Thread
Pages: Popular,
6,
5,
4,
3,
2,
1