Kids say the shittiest thingsSmudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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Supermarket checkout lineI knew what Dad liked, even if I didn't know why. I pointed at the curvaceous lady in front of us in line, and tried to imitate a wolf whistle. "Dad, look at that! Dad, look! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! " (of course, I was 16 at the time)
(, Sun 26 May 2013, 15:03, 1 reply)
My brother's young stepson knew what Stepdaddy liked tooand brought home a primary school sex education book so Stepdaddy could look at the boobies.
(, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:42, closed)
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