Kids say the shittiest things
Smudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing
( , Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
Smudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing
( , Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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Well I wasn't the one that got supremely upset on the internet - I'm used to your pompous objective drivel...
If only you could see the timeless beauty of a happy, stable environment without the likes of you fucking it up for everybody...then you might be able to understand how sometimes - just sometimes - your family is more important then you.
Are you going to blart again for a few hours? Or call more pretend internet bumchums?
( , Tue 28 May 2013, 15:38, 1 reply)
If only you could see the timeless beauty of a happy, stable environment without the likes of you fucking it up for everybody...then you might be able to understand how sometimes - just sometimes - your family is more important then you.
Are you going to blart again for a few hours? Or call more pretend internet bumchums?
( , Tue 28 May 2013, 15:38, 1 reply)
these mood swings are worrying me now.
I thought you fat cunts were supposed to be jolly?
( , Tue 28 May 2013, 15:46, closed)
I thought you fat cunts were supposed to be jolly?
( , Tue 28 May 2013, 15:46, closed)
Really? That is the best you can think of?...
Feel free to enjoy the next few hours where you can say what you want because I will be home with my loving family (that I didn't ruin like you did). This is because I'm a good man, and intelligent enough to make good life choices, and I don't try to make the world revolve around my petty problems. You utter prick
Once again - I pity you.
( , Tue 28 May 2013, 16:00, closed)
Feel free to enjoy the next few hours where you can say what you want because I will be home with my loving family (that I didn't ruin like you did). This is because I'm a good man, and intelligent enough to make good life choices, and I don't try to make the world revolve around my petty problems. You utter prick
Once again - I pity you.
( , Tue 28 May 2013, 16:00, closed)
all the best fathers are morbidly obese alcoholics, I see that now.
Thank god you're not smug as well, eh?
( , Tue 28 May 2013, 16:04, closed)
Thank god you're not smug as well, eh?
( , Tue 28 May 2013, 16:04, closed)
Ooh you got me there! Yet inbetween my obsession with gaining weight and killing myself with alcohol...
I still manage to maintain a wonderful, longlasting and stable relationship with my wife and children.
remind me again...how you doin'?
Eek - that bad huh?
( , Tue 28 May 2013, 16:12, closed)
I still manage to maintain a wonderful, longlasting and stable relationship with my wife and children.
remind me again...how you doin'?
Eek - that bad huh?
( , Tue 28 May 2013, 16:12, closed)
I am really most relieved that you're not smug.
You'd look terrible if you were.
( , Tue 28 May 2013, 16:15, closed)
You'd look terrible if you were.
( , Tue 28 May 2013, 16:15, closed)
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