Kids say the shittiest thingsSmudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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People who defraud their employers and then brag about it to complete strangers on the internet make the very best parents.that's what I heard.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:23,
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So let me get this straight...You get up every morning, go to work and admit to your employers that you intend to spend every waking hour spewing tirade after tirade of terrible angry / upset internet hate and they say: 'That's smart Monty - crack on with it!'
However, I love the irony of you lecturing my skills as a parent considering the quite phenominal failure you are / were / will ever be.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 28 May 2013, 16:30,
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bore off, there's a love.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:44,
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Janet calling someone boringThere's irony for you
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