Kids say the shittiest thingsSmudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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Are we cribbing our replies from Usbourne's "My First 1000 Shit Zingers", now? Very well.
u r upset on the internet lolz
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:08,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/overcomingadversity/post1809489
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:10,
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{img src="http://www.myfirst1000shitzingers.com/hilariouspictureofstevemcdonald.png"}
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:21,
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I think we can close b3ta now - this interesting, pithy, perfectly-punctuated retort has rendered all further postings pointless.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:30,
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psst -"perfectly punctuated" isn't hyphenated.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:41,
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