How are the guinea pigs?
BTW guys & gals, they really are called Muffin and Flapjack. I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of Sir Cloppington.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:25, 2 replies)

and you can fuck off and all.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:26, closed)

Hi Janet!

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:27, closed)

alright captain placid?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:28, closed)

Remarkably well thank you.
I'm off for a Chinese meal courtesy of my girlfriend in 10 minutes so let's hope this runs and runs until I get back.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:30, closed)

i hope you have a lovely time.
see you later!
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:31, closed)

Thank you Captain...

But the fact that my post is true is now neither here nor there...

It's the gaggle of fuckwits who have decided to round around this post and try to make their point. I thought it would kick off, but not to this standard. To celebrate I'm off to watch some TV with my wonderful family. I might even get muff & flaps out.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 28 May 2013, 19:42, closed)

HAHAHAHA, BRILLIANT!!

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:43, closed)

gaaaayyy
(TheManHimself Beer Drinkin', Breath Stinkin', Sniffing Glue, Wed 29 May 2013, 0:43, closed)

comedy genius, right here.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 29 May 2013, 7:09, closed)

it's wit of this calibre that makes you the comedy 'ledge' of b3ta
and the toast of 'Twang Club' that we all adore
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:47, closed)

Best post in ages on qotw
9/10 only needs a bertdown to get a 10
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:53, closed)