Kids say the shittiest thingsSmudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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Go for 200 poo.My record's 199. Do me proud.
You did get a click from me btw but I didn't have to scroll the page at that point!
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haha! classic banter from forum favourites pooflake and ringofyre!!(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:33,
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Pooflake's still hanging around mashing F5 with his trotter every 15 seconds.(, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:34, closed)
I beg your pardon, I think you'll find he's moved onto stage 3: Rising Above It(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:35,
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He really hasn't though, has he?(, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:36, closed)
hard to tell. i worry that he might do something rash.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:38,
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What, like post a concise, amusing, well-written QOTW entry?I've just re-read his ZINGAROONIE! up there and I still don't know who he thinks I'm quoting.
Any idea?
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he's probably drunk.it's the kids I feel sorry for. imagine their little tear-stained faces when they wake up tomorrow and realise daddy's eaten the guinea pigs to Show The Internet A Thing Or Two.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:45,
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S'alrightHe'll just microwave them a scotch pie each.
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Alright plummie?(, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:08, closed)
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