Kids say the shittiest things
Smudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
Morning all!...
Damn, I missed the breaking of the 300 barrier :(
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 29 May 2013, 10:35,
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no you didn't.
you've been bashing at F5 all night, you horrible liar.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:38,
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Morning Janet!
Not busy today? Perhaps you could volunteer to fill the void left in Monty's miserable life caused by the absence of his daughter? You could call him 'Daddy' and lend him money?
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King Nightmare, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:46,
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i haven't got any money. i'm spending your tax pounds. benefits are great.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 29 May 2013, 11:58,
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What, Thermopylae? That was ages ago.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:54,
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Time to sparta new question then
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:55,
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You are a total wanker but this is funny.
I'm a bit gutted tbh
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:56,
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Because you're a total wanker and not funny?
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King Nightmare, Wed 29 May 2013, 11:27,
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Smug cunt.
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Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 29 May 2013, 11:27,
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