Kids say the shittiest things
Smudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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My mam loves reminding me about a little boy with cancer or possibly just nits that was in the same hotel as us on a family holiday to Rhyll when I was about five. His hair looked a bit like Jason's in the first Friday 13th film. I spent the best part of the week shouting "OI! COCONUT HEAD!" at him.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 29 May 2013, 10:41,
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He's dead now :(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:56,
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NITS! THE HIDDEN KILLER!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 29 May 2013, 11:18,
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I mean even back in the early 1970's kids with cancer probably got holidays in Disneyland rather than Rhyll.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 29 May 2013, 11:20,
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Rhyl Sun Centre is pretty much the North Wales equivalent of Disneyland.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 May 2013, 11:29,
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Almost certainly dead.
That would have been almost two years ago.
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username failed moderation, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:44,
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I thought that was lovely
*wipes tear from eye*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 29 May 2013, 11:16,
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Ta The LOVELY Harters.
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 29 May 2013, 11:18,
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