Kids say the shittiest thingsSmudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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Family GatheringIn the pub with my lovely children. The subject turns to having children and I pipe up "well at least none of you have made me a grandfather yet." Son blurts out " we are waiting until you snuff it ! " Nice..
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 14:52, 1 reply)
That reminds me of the old Lance Percival jokeA little boy says to his grandfather "Granddad , make a noise like a frog!" So his granddad replies "No lad, I can't" ."Oh PLEASE granddad, try and do it please!" the little lad pleads. "No sorry son, I can't do animal noises, just can't" .replies the old man "Oh go on try, just for me!" the boy insists. Anyway, rather puzzled the grandfather says "Anyway, whats all this in aid of?" "Well," says the the little tyke "I heard mummy and daddy talking in the kitchen just now and my daddy said when you croak we can go to Disneyland!"
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:49, closed)
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