I could take no more when she went for me with a knife.
I realise now that what I *should* have done, which would have made me a 'good bloke' would have been to exploit her evident mental illness by pressurising her into ramming a fucking Millennium Falcon up her arse and then slathering all over the internet so all my creepy SuperMatt style pals could have a jolly old wank.

That would have been fine.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:42, 1 reply)

Missed a trick there, Monts.
I saw gonz's business suggestion the other day - you sounded tempted.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 May 2013, 17:43, closed)

It's a really good idea
I need to look at practicalities and should really go on a couple of other ones (they do wanky 'street art' ones round my way) to see how they're run. Problem (not a problem at all, obv) is that I've got my kid half of each weekend these days so that plus my 50h a week here + 20h spent commuting means I've not really got the time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:48, closed)

Bummer.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 May 2013, 17:51, closed)

YOURN A BUMMER

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 19:40, closed)