Kids say the shittiest thingsSmudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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This kid came up to me today and whispered'I fucking hate coons'.
Well, I was totally shocked.
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 22:14, 10 replies)
MONTY HAS A KID?(, Wed 29 May 2013, 22:50, closed)
I no!In my day it'd have been "flipping".
They grow up so fast now :(
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 May 2013, 22:53,
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Thing is, it was a Jewish girl.Typical kike.
(, Wed 29 May 2013, 23:20, closed)
Send 'em all back to Germany, I say.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 May 2013, 23:27,
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That's because they neverstay about from people's bins. A brick on the lid'll fix it.
Oh & put that kid on a PETA watchlist.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 2:16, closed)
more internet gold from the housewive's choice, Mr Drongofyre himself.(, Thu 30 May 2013, 7:18, closed)
Well, I was going to go with - "I never thought of you as black Plummy." bu I thought that might be a little bit you know, um.... racist.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 7:47, closed)
What a fucked up kidImagine having to resort to using racial epithets to try and be edgy and shocking.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 7:19, closed)
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