Kids say the shittiest things
Smudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing
( , Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
Smudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing
( , Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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This kid came up to me today and whispered
'I fucking hate coons'.
Well, I was totally shocked.
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 22:14, 10 replies)
'I fucking hate coons'.
Well, I was totally shocked.
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 22:14, 10 replies)
I no!
In my day it'd have been "flipping".
They grow up so fast now :(
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 22:53, closed)
In my day it'd have been "flipping".
They grow up so fast now :(
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 22:53, closed)
That's because they never
stay about from people's bins. A brick on the lid'll fix it.
Oh & put that kid on a PETA watchlist.
( , Thu 30 May 2013, 2:16, closed)
stay about from people's bins. A brick on the lid'll fix it.
Oh & put that kid on a PETA watchlist.
( , Thu 30 May 2013, 2:16, closed)
more internet gold from the housewive's choice, Mr Drongofyre himself.
( , Thu 30 May 2013, 7:18, closed)
( , Thu 30 May 2013, 7:18, closed)
Well, I was going to go with -
"I never thought of you as black Plummy." bu I thought that might be a little bit you know, um.... racist.
( , Thu 30 May 2013, 7:47, closed)
"I never thought of you as black Plummy." bu I thought that might be a little bit you know, um.... racist.
( , Thu 30 May 2013, 7:47, closed)
What a fucked up kid
Imagine having to resort to using racial epithets to try and be edgy and shocking.
( , Thu 30 May 2013, 7:19, closed)
Imagine having to resort to using racial epithets to try and be edgy and shocking.
( , Thu 30 May 2013, 7:19, closed)
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