Thrown away: The stuff you loved and lost.
Smash Wogan writes, "we all love our Mums, but we all know that Mums can be cunts, throwing out our carefully hoarded crap that we know is going to be worth millions some day."
What priceless junk have you lost because someone just threw it out?
Zero points for "all my porn". Unless it was particularly good porn...
( , Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:32)
Smash Wogan writes, "we all love our Mums, but we all know that Mums can be cunts, throwing out our carefully hoarded crap that we know is going to be worth millions some day."
What priceless junk have you lost because someone just threw it out?
Zero points for "all my porn". Unless it was particularly good porn...
( , Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:32)
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my dog
yes that's right my mum threw my dog away.
when i was 16 i had a terrier that used to completely ignore everyone but me, so i'd often hear my mum screaming at it to stop chewing up the washing and other things like that. of course the dog wouldn't listen.
i used to be the one to take it out, clean up after it and feed it.well when i was in the middle of GCSE study leave and working hard (sleeping in as long as possible) my mum offered to take the dog out for me and look after him. she kept this up for about a month. i started to wonder where the dog was and she'd just tell me he was tired from the walk and asleep.
so one day i was going to meet up with a few mates and decided to bring him along. i went out to the shed and shouted him but he didn't come out. i just assumed he was asleep because it was dark in the shed so you couldn't really see much. after a week of him not coming out i wondered if there was something wrong.
i told my mum i thought there was something wrong with the dog. she laughed and said "what dog? we took him to the cat and dog a month ago"
she threw my dog away.
.
( , Thu 14 Aug 2008, 22:21, 2 replies)
yes that's right my mum threw my dog away.
when i was 16 i had a terrier that used to completely ignore everyone but me, so i'd often hear my mum screaming at it to stop chewing up the washing and other things like that. of course the dog wouldn't listen.
i used to be the one to take it out, clean up after it and feed it.well when i was in the middle of GCSE study leave and working hard (sleeping in as long as possible) my mum offered to take the dog out for me and look after him. she kept this up for about a month. i started to wonder where the dog was and she'd just tell me he was tired from the walk and asleep.
so one day i was going to meet up with a few mates and decided to bring him along. i went out to the shed and shouted him but he didn't come out. i just assumed he was asleep because it was dark in the shed so you couldn't really see much. after a week of him not coming out i wondered if there was something wrong.
i told my mum i thought there was something wrong with the dog. she laughed and said "what dog? we took him to the cat and dog a month ago"
she threw my dog away.
.
( , Thu 14 Aug 2008, 22:21, 2 replies)
that
is fucking sad. the sacred bond between man and beast ruptured callously. hope the dog found a good new home.
( , Thu 14 Aug 2008, 22:43, closed)
is fucking sad. the sacred bond between man and beast ruptured callously. hope the dog found a good new home.
( , Thu 14 Aug 2008, 22:43, closed)
Remind her
that when she becomes inconvenient it will be you choosing her nursing home.
( , Thu 14 Aug 2008, 22:50, closed)
that when she becomes inconvenient it will be you choosing her nursing home.
( , Thu 14 Aug 2008, 22:50, closed)
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