Thrown away: The stuff you loved and lost.Smash Wogan writes, "we all love our Mums, but we all know that Mums can be cunts, throwing out our carefully hoarded crap that we know is going to be worth millions some day."
What priceless junk have you lost because someone just threw it out?
Zero points for "all my porn". Unless it was particularly good porn...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:32)
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Not my mum butMy ex-SO.
She still has some stuff at mine so I let her keep the door key until she can collect it all.
I come home from work one day, starving hungry and head straight for the fridge - that's weird, I'm sure there was more stuff in here this morning...
Wasn't until later I got a call from the ex-SO:
ex-SO: "Hi snee, I collected some more bits today."
Me: "Ah...did you happen to raid my fridge?"
ex-SO: "Well, I did throw out the out of date stuff."
Me: "including my large jar of PICKLED jalapenos?"
ex-SO: "Um..."
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snee held his breath since, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 8:04,
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