Thrown away: The stuff you loved and lost.Smash Wogan writes, "we all love our Mums, but we all know that Mums can be cunts, throwing out our carefully hoarded crap that we know is going to be worth millions some day."
What priceless junk have you lost because someone just threw it out?
Zero points for "all my porn". Unless it was particularly good porn...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:32)
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Reminds me...When I was in Junior school (I don't do the year 6 etc. thing) aged about 9, I was called into the office one breaktime.
A bit miffed about losing time to play bulldog or whatever we did back then, I shuffled off miserably to my doom.
There was some nurse there who proceeded to ask me about my bedwetting (something I'd not done since I came out of nappies - at least a week ago).
So there I was, denying wetting the bed (as I hadn't) for about 10 minutes, with this nurse saying things like "It's ok - we all do it from time to time."
Well, maybe YOU do, but I don't. I stubbornly refused to admit to something I'd not done.
Nurse, looked at her notes, and suddenly asked, "You ARE *some guy's name*, aren't you?"
"Nope, I'm snee." I replied.
"Oh, off you go then - don't mention this to anyone..."
And by the next morning, word had spread that *whoever it was* pissed the bed...
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snee held his breath since, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 8:52,
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