Thrown away: The stuff you loved and lost.
Smash Wogan writes, "we all love our Mums, but we all know that Mums can be cunts, throwing out our carefully hoarded crap that we know is going to be worth millions some day."
What priceless junk have you lost because someone just threw it out?
Zero points for "all my porn". Unless it was particularly good porn...
( , Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:32)
Smash Wogan writes, "we all love our Mums, but we all know that Mums can be cunts, throwing out our carefully hoarded crap that we know is going to be worth millions some day."
What priceless junk have you lost because someone just threw it out?
Zero points for "all my porn". Unless it was particularly good porn...
( , Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:32)
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My Sexuality
This is a bit tricky for me, for when I was born my mum really really REALLY wanted a girl. What she got was me the little male fraction, complete with miniature willy and balls.
This as you can imagine was a great disappointment to mum (never knew of or saw a father around) so she decided to take some action. Over the course of a few months elastic bands and string were applied tighter and tighter to my little chap and his pets until they were just useless husks.
A bribe to a doctor got these wasted flaps of skin removed, and oiver the years my food and drink was spiked with female hormones, with her planning to pay for me to have plastic surgery to add some womens bits downstairs.
But disaster struck again, and mum was declared bankrupt on my 9th birthday, and the sordid truth came out. Suddenly I had to confront the fact i wasn't a girl, but a horribly mutilated boy, years and years of therapy and drugs later im just about coming to terms with the fact that I have no sexual organs, my groinal area looks like a bloody action man for five minutes! I will never understand what it feels like to have sex, will never orgasm, this is very very hard for me, but i struggle through on my own.
Still, by all accounts I have got a cracking pair of tits.
( , Fri 15 Aug 2008, 9:57, Reply)
This is a bit tricky for me, for when I was born my mum really really REALLY wanted a girl. What she got was me the little male fraction, complete with miniature willy and balls.
This as you can imagine was a great disappointment to mum (never knew of or saw a father around) so she decided to take some action. Over the course of a few months elastic bands and string were applied tighter and tighter to my little chap and his pets until they were just useless husks.
A bribe to a doctor got these wasted flaps of skin removed, and oiver the years my food and drink was spiked with female hormones, with her planning to pay for me to have plastic surgery to add some womens bits downstairs.
But disaster struck again, and mum was declared bankrupt on my 9th birthday, and the sordid truth came out. Suddenly I had to confront the fact i wasn't a girl, but a horribly mutilated boy, years and years of therapy and drugs later im just about coming to terms with the fact that I have no sexual organs, my groinal area looks like a bloody action man for five minutes! I will never understand what it feels like to have sex, will never orgasm, this is very very hard for me, but i struggle through on my own.
Still, by all accounts I have got a cracking pair of tits.
( , Fri 15 Aug 2008, 9:57, Reply)
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