Thrown away: The stuff you loved and lost.Smash Wogan writes, "we all love our Mums, but we all know that Mums can be cunts, throwing out our carefully hoarded crap that we know is going to be worth millions some day."
What priceless junk have you lost because someone just threw it out?
Zero points for "all my porn". Unless it was particularly good porn...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:32)
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Some woman was babysitting me and the neighbour's son, who was the same age as me.She wouldn't believe that my book about lorries and tractors was really mine, as girls obviously aren't interested in things like that. She thought it must belong to the neighbour's son and it went home with him. Bitch! That was my shitting tractor book, you utter fuck.
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Bob Todd whee, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 16:49,
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argh!what a gender-stereotyping bitchqueen! Tractors are cool. Nearly as cool as Landrovers.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 17:09,
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what a sexist bitch!yeah, just set the women's movement back 50 years why don't you, you cow! if i was you, i'd have told my mum as soon as she got home, got her to get my book back and fired that bitch of a babysitter!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 23:27,
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Smash WoganAye, I got my book back, but it's got neighbour's son's name written in it now. Cunt.
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Bob Todd whee, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 10:25,
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wait till he's got a good jobthen sue him for mental trauma ;)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 11:32,
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