Thrown away: The stuff you loved and lost.
Smash Wogan writes, "we all love our Mums, but we all know that Mums can be cunts, throwing out our carefully hoarded crap that we know is going to be worth millions some day."
What priceless junk have you lost because someone just threw it out?
Zero points for "all my porn". Unless it was particularly good porn...
( , Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:32)
Smash Wogan writes, "we all love our Mums, but we all know that Mums can be cunts, throwing out our carefully hoarded crap that we know is going to be worth millions some day."
What priceless junk have you lost because someone just threw it out?
Zero points for "all my porn". Unless it was particularly good porn...
( , Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:32)
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2000AD, again
Years ago I had spent the night at my grans, it was around this time I found a recent ( about 1999 ) copy of 2000AD my uncle had left on the kitchen table. I read it over and over and over, and then claimed it my own by reading it on the bog.
Then when I went to bed that night, I always used to go through my uncles draws and wardrobes to find lots of luxuries like those trolls with the big hair and pictures of naked women ( hee hee ).
Then I tried getting into the door at the back of the room, but alas, I couldnt shift the bed out of the way, but I managed to have a glimpse in to see piles upon piles of what I assumed, at the time, was bella magazine or something.
Que a few weeks later, my grandad had noticed that the door was slightly ajar, so he shifted the bed and decided to clear it out, I got a phonecall from my uncle ( who had his own house, just not cleaned his shit ou of my grans ) saying that my grandad was throwing comics away and if I wanted them, was to stop him. I sprinted up the street, burst through the front door and punched the old fucker in the mouth.
He'd thrown away issues 1-287, I managed to salvage 287 to the present day ( sometime in 1999 ).
Sorry for length, but its the girth that counts ;)
( , Sat 16 Aug 2008, 18:45, Reply)
Years ago I had spent the night at my grans, it was around this time I found a recent ( about 1999 ) copy of 2000AD my uncle had left on the kitchen table. I read it over and over and over, and then claimed it my own by reading it on the bog.
Then when I went to bed that night, I always used to go through my uncles draws and wardrobes to find lots of luxuries like those trolls with the big hair and pictures of naked women ( hee hee ).
Then I tried getting into the door at the back of the room, but alas, I couldnt shift the bed out of the way, but I managed to have a glimpse in to see piles upon piles of what I assumed, at the time, was bella magazine or something.
Que a few weeks later, my grandad had noticed that the door was slightly ajar, so he shifted the bed and decided to clear it out, I got a phonecall from my uncle ( who had his own house, just not cleaned his shit ou of my grans ) saying that my grandad was throwing comics away and if I wanted them, was to stop him. I sprinted up the street, burst through the front door and punched the old fucker in the mouth.
He'd thrown away issues 1-287, I managed to salvage 287 to the present day ( sometime in 1999 ).
Sorry for length, but its the girth that counts ;)
( , Sat 16 Aug 2008, 18:45, Reply)
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