Thrown away: The stuff you loved and lost.Smash Wogan writes, "we all love our Mums, but we all know that Mums can be cunts, throwing out our carefully hoarded crap that we know is going to be worth millions some day."
What priceless junk have you lost because someone just threw it out?
Zero points for "all my porn". Unless it was particularly good porn...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:32)
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SugarSomething tragic happened just yesterday morning. It was the last morning of our hobo holiday in a caravan. We had awoken at 9.15 and then found out that we needed to be out by 10. Hmm. This was clearly a mission for *cue dramatic music* TEH TEA GODS! Whilst everyone else was rushing around like loons, I had gotten my priorities straight and gotten dressed faster than Wonder Woman. I was in the process of making hot drinks for everyone when I discovered that the sugar was missing. After searching high and low in the blazing heat (actually, I searched a couple of cupboards and it was raining outside, but I'm claiming artistic license here) I discovered that the sugar had in fact been thrown away by one of my fellow hobos.
Faced with this difficult situation, I debated with myself (DEBATED, you pervs) about how to tell everyone the sad, sad news. I decided that short and to the point was the best way. I also decided that some teasing was in order, as I do not require sugar in my tea, but everyone else does. I shouted for everyone's attention and asked who would like a hot drink. This was met with enthusiasm and cheers, as it had looked like there would not be enough time for such frivolities. I then brought them all crashing to the pits of hell (aka the morning and a drive home without their dose of caffeine) with the earth shattering statement that there was no sugar. It was horrific. Cries, moans of despair, tears and even threats of suicide ensued. I had single handedly destroyed the dreams of six people.
The end.
No apologies for length, as we all know you love it.
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El Lazarus is calm now, Ish,, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 16:31,
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despite your effortsto make this dramatic and interesting, this is a really shit story
in fact, it's because of your efforts to make it dramatic and interesting.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:16,
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I know it's shitand that's kind of the point. It's about as dramatic as someone having their 'mint condition, full collection' of Star Wars toys thrown out. i.e. it's not. But thanks for being so nice.
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El Lazarus is calm now, Ish,, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 19:50,
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