My mate Ian was a social historian of sorts.
Well I say that, he had a vast collection of porn, dating from the late 80's through to just after 2002.

Now his missus has Views about filth mags so he had to keep his bongo stash carefully concealed.

Anyway, one night a gaggle of us boys plus various wives, girlfriends and hangers on are out drinking and Ian decides to knock off early as there's some film on that he wanted to catch.

A drunken Badger proceeded to shout down the street 'I KNOW YOUR GAME, YOU'LL BE STRAIGHT UP INTO THAT ATTIC TO GET LINDSAY DAWN OUT, SHE'S ALWAYS YOUR FAVOURITE FOR A CRAFTY SATURDAY NIGHT WANK'.

Anyway, a few weeks went by until I saw Ian again.
He was rather offy with me, but we were in a big crowd so it took a while to gain his ear.
'You alright mate?' I said
'It's all gone' he replied
'What is?'
'My porn. all of it. Thanks to you gobbing off the other week Fran(Ian's wife) made me go up in the loft with a stinking hangover, get down all the porn and BURN it. I've known some of that porn longer than some of this lot' he said, indicating the assembled company.

He's rebuilt his collection to a extent now.
He refuses to tell me where he keeps it.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 20:11, 5 replies)

:(
A lot of these stories seem to be wives or girlfriends forcing men to burn/dump precious collections. Is it wrong that I strongly dislike these women for exerting such petty mastery over 'their' men?
(blueberrypossum wants to Jaffa your Cake, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 20:37, closed)

I don't...
...think it's wrong of you at all.

When will these birds get it into their head that it's perfectly natural for blokes to like looking at other birds arses?
(dchurch bah, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 9:22, closed)

Subject my arse
Well if women can have vibrators without men throwing a strop; why can't men have a few dirty pictures without women getting all riled up?
(blueberrypossum wants to Jaffa your Cake, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 16:08, closed)

it's ridiculous.
as long as it's not dripping oil on the carpet, not stinking and not being paid for out of my pocket, i don't care what my boyfriend(whenever i have one) hoards.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 21:32, closed)

For those of you complaining about these harridan women
Why not ask why the men just gets some balls and say no to having their stuff chucked out?

If it's really that precious, they would not allow the stuff to go.

Don't be so f**king wet!
(Jugular, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:41, closed)