Thrown away: The stuff you loved and lost.
Smash Wogan writes, "we all love our Mums, but we all know that Mums can be cunts, throwing out our carefully hoarded crap that we know is going to be worth millions some day."
What priceless junk have you lost because someone just threw it out?
Zero points for "all my porn". Unless it was particularly good porn...
( , Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:32)
Smash Wogan writes, "we all love our Mums, but we all know that Mums can be cunts, throwing out our carefully hoarded crap that we know is going to be worth millions some day."
What priceless junk have you lost because someone just threw it out?
Zero points for "all my porn". Unless it was particularly good porn...
( , Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:32)
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A kick in the Twins
My friend used to be the Head of Dept in a large music shop, in particular, the Vintage section.
One day a woman brought in an old amplifier she had found in a dead relative's house, evidently a bit of a hoarder. The amp was a 1950's Fender Twin, and obviously had hardly been played, as it was still in the original cardboard box, complete with manual, etc.
My friend purchased it for pennies, cunningly realising such a prize would fetch serious money to a collector, this was a piece of history. Everyone says their old amps have been "hardly used", but to find one in the original factory packaging is pretty much unheard of.
So, off he goes on his lunch-break and returns to find the amplifier, but no box.
Yep, one of the YTS scrotes had "tidied up" and consigned the box and paperwork to the compactor, managing to just get it in before the waste collection lorry turned up.
I believe my friend cried.
As did the YTS after my friend took him out the back and tried to put him in the compactor.
( , Tue 19 Aug 2008, 13:40, 1 reply)
My friend used to be the Head of Dept in a large music shop, in particular, the Vintage section.
One day a woman brought in an old amplifier she had found in a dead relative's house, evidently a bit of a hoarder. The amp was a 1950's Fender Twin, and obviously had hardly been played, as it was still in the original cardboard box, complete with manual, etc.
My friend purchased it for pennies, cunningly realising such a prize would fetch serious money to a collector, this was a piece of history. Everyone says their old amps have been "hardly used", but to find one in the original factory packaging is pretty much unheard of.
So, off he goes on his lunch-break and returns to find the amplifier, but no box.
Yep, one of the YTS scrotes had "tidied up" and consigned the box and paperwork to the compactor, managing to just get it in before the waste collection lorry turned up.
I believe my friend cried.
As did the YTS after my friend took him out the back and tried to put him in the compactor.
( , Tue 19 Aug 2008, 13:40, 1 reply)
What a cunt
You'd never lose any motivation for beating that little shit for eternity. I'd have kept the amp for myself though
( , Tue 19 Aug 2008, 14:49, closed)
You'd never lose any motivation for beating that little shit for eternity. I'd have kept the amp for myself though
( , Tue 19 Aug 2008, 14:49, closed)
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