Thrown away: The stuff you loved and lost.Smash Wogan writes, "we all love our Mums, but we all know that Mums can be cunts, throwing out our carefully hoarded crap that we know is going to be worth millions some day."
What priceless junk have you lost because someone just threw it out?
Zero points for "all my porn". Unless it was particularly good porn...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:32)
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My first car left me without so much as a goodbye.My first car was an Austin Metro. Awesome piece of kit that was. 4 gears 1 litre engine. Oh the fun times we had together. Like when the clutch cable snapped just as I pulled up home. And how the sunroof blew off on the M1 on a rainy day. How I rejoiced when a parking attendant told me to move the car now or get a fine - to find the battery had gone flat. And how on a damp day I had to get on my hands and knees and pray for her to start. What a motor! Cars just don't have personality anymore!
Anyway I made the biggest mistake ever and dumped her for a turbo diesel Fiat Punto from Carcraft. Thats when my car troubles really started. But thats another story for another week. I had her up for sale round the corner for a week and I drove round in the new car. One day I came home to find out she left me. Gone without a trace not even a dear john.
Quite how the fuckers managed to start it is beyond me! They deserved to have it for free for the effort it must have taken to nick it!
The police never found it either. Reported it stolen, but never heard anything ever again.
I'll always wonder what happened to it though.
Length? 4 months of putting up with the piece of shite.
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 16:07, 1 reply)
Your fatal mistake.......buying Italian.
Great for food, viaducts and shoes.
Crap for cars, electrical goods and customer care.
(, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 19:00, closed)
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