Thrown away: The stuff you loved and lost.Smash Wogan writes, "we all love our Mums, but we all know that Mums can be cunts, throwing out our carefully hoarded crap that we know is going to be worth millions some day."
What priceless junk have you lost because someone just threw it out?
Zero points for "all my porn". Unless it was particularly good porn...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:32)
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The fish story reminded me of mine...I once had two little gold fish. One, the bigger, was called Super Sonic. The other was called Teency because he was. They used to swim around their little blue-lidded tank and sometimes at night they would jump and make sploshy ploppy noises. I loved them. I even bought them a statue of a blue fish for christmas and made them their own miniature card.
Teency used to fall on his side every so often but with a bit of whooshing and a wee rest, would be fine. Then he died.
Super Sonic lasted a bit longer until one day I came home from school to find the tank empty and my gran standing there.
"He died and I buried him for you in the garden." I searched and searched but saw no digging that had occurred in said garden.
I never did believe her and have been a bit bitter about it ever since. Could she not have left him for me to say goodbye to and bury myself? I loved that fish, damnit. I only recently realised, she flushed him. But what if he had done a Teency?! My wee fishy!
/sad fish related confusion
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vix0r was not Matthew on, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 21:59,
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NahWouldnt worry. If Super Sonic was still alive when flushed then there is every chance he would have had a wonderful life. Goldfish thrive in sewers and often the diet provided by that environment assists them to metamorphose into much larger and superior fish. My goldfish got flushed once and 3 weeks later...
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 22:11,
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