Thrown away: The stuff you loved and lost.Smash Wogan writes, "we all love our Mums, but we all know that Mums can be cunts, throwing out our carefully hoarded crap that we know is going to be worth millions some day."
What priceless junk have you lost because someone just threw it out?
Zero points for "all my porn". Unless it was particularly good porn...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:32)
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Dear God.
Those of you who haven't met Tourettes in the flesh are in for a hell of a shock.
Those who expect to meet a demure, sensitive lady, bearing up bravely under the crushing burdens of the past are going to just die.
She's as subtle as a turd in a Jacuzzi.
When she was staying at mine one night, she endeared herself to the locals in my pub by shouting:
"Oy! Will you stop looking at my tits you fucking pervert!!!"
I will guarantee that at least one of you will shoot beer through your nose when she opens her mouth and speaks without thinking.
She's a force of nature.
She's a female Macc Lad.
She's my friend.
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 12:40,
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