Thrown away: The stuff you loved and lost.Smash Wogan writes, "we all love our Mums, but we all know that Mums can be cunts, throwing out our carefully hoarded crap that we know is going to be worth millions some day."
What priceless junk have you lost because someone just threw it out?
Zero points for "all my porn". Unless it was particularly good porn...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:32)
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My dad thought he'd lost meHe drove to collect my older brother from his friend's house (brother: 6, me: 3yrs old), with me in the passenger seat.
Left me strapped in and popped in to said house to get my brother (ah, the innocent 70s when you could leave a 3-year old boy alone in a car blah blah).
Came back out - no car, no Monty. Understandable dismay ensued.
But wait! What's that 50 yards down the road on the other side? Why, it's young Monty!
Behind the wheel of the car, which I'd flipped the handbrake off and rolled down the street, coming to rest further down and on the other side, but without so much a scratch.
Ironically I've never learnt to drive so that is my one and only driving story. Aged 34.
THE END
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 13:20,
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I've just learned to driveI'm in my early 20s- so still apparently pretty late to learn (by this age, a lot of my school/uni friends have got, lost and re-qualified for their licenses again).
Just went out for the first time on my own yesterday- a quick run around the city (which turned into a run along the backroads (which kinda lead to a drive through some hilly/mountainy bits)). It's definately worth it.
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uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 13:45,
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