@Humpty
...
Chase me....
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:09, 50 replies)

Kiss-Chase...
I LOVE this game!!

*Scampers after Legless*
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:11, closed)

oooooh, can I play too?
*wheezes into thread at 2 miles/fortnight*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:24, closed)

Indeed.
*Stops dead and allows Tourettes to catch up... *
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:27, closed)

Oh no
*appears to stumble and fall right in front of tourettes*

Damn, what are the chances of me falling just there!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:33, closed)

*Looks around for Davros'*
*Licks lips in anticipation, spies the prone Al and Pounces*
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:33, closed)

Legless
goes to bed.

Anyone cumming????



*licks*

how about now?
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:34, closed)

ooh jeeth-creith...
A little lower Legless... I'll just hold my balls out of the way for you... oh yeah...
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:35, closed)

Thanks for waiting Humpty, you're a gent :o)
*tries to tag Humpty*

*misses*

Where the smeg has Legless gone?

Is he that spot on the horizon?

Humpty, we might be better going for a pint instead.......
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:35, closed)

Night Legless
Ya big puff!

(OK, I know it's probably 5am in Oz or summat).
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:35, closed)

al, it's no good trying to peak up my skirt
when I'm wearing jeans ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:37, closed)

Humph
*climbs out of the mud*

Oh look at me all wet a muddy, better get these clothes into the washing machine before I catch a chill eh?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:39, closed)

Aye Lad...
*switches to Werther's Original greasy-voice..*

...Let's get you out of those wet clothes...

*****************

I think I may have just come up with the world's worst similie.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:41, closed)

Where?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:42, closed)

here al,
let me help you with that. I'm just about to PUT ANOTHER LOAD IN the washing machine (all these knickers I've been getting through - I've given up on the Tena Ladies - I'm wearing Kanga pants on Saturday!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:42, closed)

Ooh
Is the washer finally working? Thank Christ for that!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:44, closed)

An Idle thought...
Can second-hand incontinence pads be used to cool one's fore-head once they've been allowed to cool down for a bit?
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:45, closed)

DG twas nowt but a kink in the water feedy-inny pipe
All it needed was A BIT OF A TUG, GETTING IT AT JUST THE RIGHT ANGLE...

Could you move a little to the left please?
Al's getting his kit off....
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:47, closed)

I can't
think of a good reason why not.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:47, closed)

^^ Wouldn't have thought so
surely they'd dry as they cooled?

I'm not volunteering to try it, though.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:48, closed)

I don't see why not...
Although you'd probably end up smelling of wee.

How rude of me Humpty, I haven't yet said hello. Hello.

*EDIT* Good news re the washer. I'm down to my less favoured baggy boxers. I don't like them, they feel too loose and combined with the loose fitting linen suit are encouraging a level of 'swingage' that I'm frankly uncomfortable with when walking to the coffee machine...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:48, closed)

Ohh...
... someone's just given me some cake to munch.

does anyone FANCY A PORTION?

Ahh.. Hello.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:50, closed)

would you like
some chocolate sauce with that. Or sauce of any kind?
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:50, closed)

mmm... one portion.
...coming RIGHT UP ;)
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:51, closed)

yes please, how kind..
*accepts cake*

Ooooh, it's all MOIST AND JUICY!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:52, closed)

... Scream for Cream...
;o)
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:53, closed)

Oooo
the sauce DRIBBLED DOWN MY CHIN. Better get a cloth, wouldn't want to SPILL A DROP.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:58, closed)

al
Look at that STICKY MESS...

Here pet, let's get you cleaned up...

*passes baby wipe*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:01, closed)

*wipes baby*
What am I meant to do with this now?

Oh fuck, it's making a noise.

*holds baby at arms length*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:05, closed)

All of this talk of wee witches covered in cream....
.. is making me champ at the bit.

I'm going to go home and whip some more up...


*winks*
*waves*

*swaps 1st Vowels*

*Giggles*.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:06, closed)

In my mind
the wee witch is always wearing a two piece swim suit and is slathered in sun cream.

*goes to happy place*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:09, closed)

Oi you two
I'll have you know I'm wearing my full Burlesque outfit just now, waiting to do the dance as soon as this f**king QOTW is gone.

*taps foot*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:13, closed)

Hallo WeeWitch :o)
*waves*

How you doing chuck?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:31, closed)

Hiya Tourettes
*waves*

I'm grand lass. Yourself?
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:36, closed)

Oh Noes :o(
2 pages of "last post" crapulence...

*Tries to steady his shaking hand*

Wee Witch?... would yoube a darling and erm... do me a favour?
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:44, closed)

TWW
Not bad, thanks. Busy re-assembling new kitchen in between playing on here ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:49, closed)

@humpty
if you've got shaking hands already, you don't need TWW to do you a favour.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:50, closed)

Oooh Humpty, since you ask so nicely

*steadies Humpty's hand*

Oooh you naughty boy, that tickles.

*giggles*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:50, closed)

*twitches*
mmmm. now.. bring that cake closer..
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:52, closed)

would you like the chocolate sauce as well?

although, it's a bit warm now. Still, I'm sure it'll be fine.

*shakes bottle*

Why are you looking at me like that?



Tourettes :yay for girl power. Leave DG something to do, though. It makes them feel important.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:55, closed)

the perfect bottle warmer.
Aye WW.. let's have some.. ;o)
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:59, closed)

WeeWitch
I don't mind...

Actually, reassembling the kitchen would be preferable to the pedantic cock-itchiness I'm having to deal with from so-called 'business partners' I'm having to contend with here at the mo.

*looks forward to week off even if it will be spent decorating*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 17:00, closed)

DG
Decorating you say?

*winks*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 17:03, closed)

*squirts chocolate sauce at Humpty*
oops, that made a mess.

*hands over wet cloth*

No, really, it's better if you clean it. What do you mean, you can't?
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 17:04, closed)

My love
I'm assuming it'll be decorating. Why, did you have something else in mind? Like going to see the Dark Knight?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 17:16, closed)

*watches voyeuristically from the corner*

filthy little minx
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 17:17, closed)

DG
Now, don't be coy, you know perfectly well to what kind of decorating I was referring...

*winks again, more theatrically this time*

Although I could rather fancy the Dark Knight too....

hey, what's al doing lurking in that corner?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 17:21, closed)

She means decorating the toilet
with sick from all the beer you'll be drinking!

Am I right? Am I? Do I get a prize?

Oh, I wouldn't go into that corner there tourettes, theres some whale meat and other substances on the floor.

edit - bye everyone i'm going home to decide what colour to varnish the floor.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 17:25, closed)

Yes, al, top marks!
Pebble-dashing the porcelain, that's what I meant!

Whale meat you say? It rather looks suspiciously like whale "fat" to me....

Eeeew - smells like it too....

*pinches nose*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 17:28, closed)

Bye al!
See you on Saturday :o)

*waves*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 17:29, closed)

wall papering perhaps? With wallpaper paste? =)
Ahh Swiss Tony how we miss you.

Well Paul, hanging wallpaper is also very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Clean all the relevant surfaces, spread her out on the table, cover her with paste, and stick her up. Then you clean your brush, light your pipe, stand back and admire your handiwork.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 17:52, closed)