Thrown away: The stuff you loved and lost.
Smash Wogan writes, "we all love our Mums, but we all know that Mums can be cunts, throwing out our carefully hoarded crap that we know is going to be worth millions some day."
What priceless junk have you lost because someone just threw it out?
Zero points for "all my porn". Unless it was particularly good porn...
( , Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:32)
Smash Wogan writes, "we all love our Mums, but we all know that Mums can be cunts, throwing out our carefully hoarded crap that we know is going to be worth millions some day."
What priceless junk have you lost because someone just threw it out?
Zero points for "all my porn". Unless it was particularly good porn...
( , Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:32)
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Lost: one night in and around London
It was last night. If anyone saw 2 blokes staggering around Wembley/King's Cross wearing an England shirt (me) and a Czech shirt & flag (my mate), can you let me know just how we came to possess a chip and pin machine thingy, a case of small water bottles, and a bundle of newspapers?
*goes back to sleep*
EDIT: Oh yeah - did anyone see me at the game? I was the twunt holding a Czech flag (yeah, I know), with 'honic #1*' written on it - apparently it WAS seen on TV at some point...
* honic is Czech for wanker - figures huh?
( , Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:27, Reply)
It was last night. If anyone saw 2 blokes staggering around Wembley/King's Cross wearing an England shirt (me) and a Czech shirt & flag (my mate), can you let me know just how we came to possess a chip and pin machine thingy, a case of small water bottles, and a bundle of newspapers?
*goes back to sleep*
EDIT: Oh yeah - did anyone see me at the game? I was the twunt holding a Czech flag (yeah, I know), with 'honic #1*' written on it - apparently it WAS seen on TV at some point...
* honic is Czech for wanker - figures huh?
( , Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:27, Reply)
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