TightwadsThere's saving money, and there's being tight: saving money at the expense of other people, or simply for the miserly hell of it.
Tell us about measures that go beyond simple belt tightening into the realms of Mr Scrooge.
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chthonic, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:58)
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wheelchair sex.one time i got caught stealing penny candy from a local store. the owner was furious and called the police, so when they got there i shit my pants and the cops all started screaming. they beat the store owner to death and imprisoned his children because they were unattractive.
the candy wasn't very good, it was supposed to taste like root beer but it just reminded me of old bat cunts so i burned down the neighbourhood. then i turned into a stain. that was last week, it was fun.
but hey, free candy.
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postbear has metal knees, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:13,
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jolly good for youplease remember some decorum though
its 'free sweets'
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:23,
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Clicky Awarded......for surrealism.
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