Tight pfft
You want to hear about tightwads you should see my boss. He will skim the budget we have for all areas of our business, the cooking staff have to make do with the cheaper food, the company vehicles are so cheap they could fall apart easily and most of the staff have received next to no training (believe me some are very useless at their job- you could easily walk in off the street and they wouldn’t even ask what you are doing until something major happens). This all came back to bite him on the ass however as he cut back on costs when setting up a new office and chose to ignore my warnings about the place having a design flaw.

Thanks to this stupid cost cutting exercises my slightly backwards son easily blew the whole place up. Damn Palpatine tried to place the blame on me for that, which is one of the reasons why I threw him down that well.
(mon bison powered by magnets, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:43, 6 replies)

Although I thought...
...the highlight was the Penne Arabiatta they served in the canteen.
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:45, closed)

You need
a tray...
( Weejock, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:55, closed)

I do NOT need a tray
I could kill you with a thought
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:15, closed)

Hang on...
Are you Jeff?

Tee hee
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:13, closed)

brilliant
as usual

*clicks*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:57, closed)

Even though you can see it coming
It still raises a smile.

*clicks*
(annexed, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:45, closed)