I briefly lived in the wonderful Netherlands

and as I thought it was imporatant to intergrate myself into their society i spent most of my time getting stoned, smoking drugs and watching hardcore porn.

No really, aside from that I had a decent bar job, long hours but good staff and fun customers. It was a great way to begin to learn the lingo and to streak a little orangey dutchness through me.

To complete my cameleonesque change from uptight Englishman to laid back groovy dutchman I thought I needed some new threads and one day went on a massive shopping spree.

I decked myself out with Dutch fashions from top to toe and head to foot. All was well with my local garb until within a week of purchase my shoes starting to fall apart.

I consulted a dutch friend of mine and he confirmed my worst fears I had bought some shite clogs.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:57, 1 reply)

Sometimes, my shite clogs too.

All Bran FTW!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:08, closed)