I didn't mean
those lips
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:59, 1 reply)

Good grief woman!
It's far too early to mention such things!

*gasps and gets all in a fluster*

So, how are things anyway mrs?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:01, closed)

so-so
Mr Sexmonkey. They could be better, but money can't buy you happiness, eh? EH?

^ that's not entirely true. But I would need a lot more money to properly disprove it.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:09, closed)

Ahh...
I'm sorry to hear that things aren't as fantastic as they should be for you.

Money definitely CAN buy happiness though, just last week I spent £50 on three Happy Endings at my local massage parlour.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:12, closed)

I don't believe in happy endings.
Photos, or it didn't happen.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:14, closed)

You really shouldn't ask
as you know that I probably will now.

Next week I'll gaz you pictures of my erupting flesh-Vesuvius. Unless you'd like me to post it on off topic?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:15, closed)

didn't you
get pics removed from Photobucket trying this sort of thing before?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:21, closed)

I did
but now I use B3tards.

Ta-da!

You've given me an excellent idea for what I should do next, this time there will be inanimate objects in the picture, so that those who felt cheated by the last ones will have the sense of scale they so desperately needed.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:23, closed)