Booze Tightwad
I was once staying over for the night at a friend's, and beforehand I called her saying "I'm getting some booze, do you need any?" She says yes, and that she'd like some cider. So off I trot to the local off-license and get it. I get there not only to hear complaints that she's not too keen on that particular brand, but that she also has a 2 litre bottle of booze anyway! I wouldn't mind, but I said need, not want and she knew I was short of money. I say I'm taking it back if she doesn't like it, and all's well, although in my hungover state I forgot it.

Fast forward to the next week...

I ask her where it is as I'm setting off. "Ummm, I don't know where it is, my mum's moved it." So when leaving (she would never see me out, always stayed in her room) I asked her mum where it was. "Oh it's in the storeroom, where she put it" Cheek! I know exactly what she was plaaning as soon as I heard it, she was going to give them to another friend of hers, one she was trying to get into her bed!

Then there's countless times where she said I could have tea at hers, so long as it was pizza. I'm not a huge fan of pizza, but there ya go. The only reason it was always pizza i recently discovered is she had a relative who owned a pizza place and she could get it for free! I wouldn't mind, but the pizzas weren't the best, and I always forked out for chinese whenever she came to my place.

Then there's the time when she phoned me up whilst I was at a different friend's across the road asking if I would give her friend (the one who almost got the cider) a lift home... but she "couldn't afford" to give me any petrol money. She knew I'd be there drinking, and that it was a 10 mile round-trip to do so. Obviously, I said I'd ring her back in 5 mins and promptly switched my phone off.
(Stephen5555 is posting on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:31, Reply)