I had a job where I had to go round replacing all the bogrolls when they got to about halfway.
They were hygienically encased in big lockable perspex holders.

We were supposed to discard the half-used rolls, which were still as big as new normal posh ones. Single ply, but good quality.

I soon started smuggling them home, often up to five a shift, and the house filled up with the bastards. I stored them in the bathroom, under stairs, under the bed...

That was a couple of jobs and a year ago and we still haven't bought a bogroll yet.

The time is coming, though - we could be on our last suitcase full.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:49, 7 replies)

Single ply though
Think of the luxury of double or even triple ply...your starfish will think it's died and gone to some kind of anal heaven.

EDIT: just like to point out this has NOTHING to do with abuse on sea creatures...honest.
( snee held his breath since, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:01, closed)

Pfft
my starfish is 'ard as nails, no need for yer namby-pamby southern pouf double or triple ply.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 13:48, closed)

Google brings up some weird stuff...
For whatever reason, I decided to Google 'sea creature abuse' (I know, I know...). Results: http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=sea+creature+abuse&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a

Pass the mind bleach...
( snee held his breath since, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:21, closed)

So near
yet it took too long to load.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:08, closed)

*Twitches*
I. never. learn.
(cherrynicola, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 20:39, closed)

That's not being tight
Throwing them away would have been very wasteful.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:09, closed)

Yup
just doin' my bit to save the planet.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 13:46, closed)