Well, you've certainly come first place in either the
a) I'm a massive cunt, but think by bragging about my probably non-existent wealth that people will respect me
b) I'm a massive cunt
d) My material goods mean nothing to me, unless I shout about them to others

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Personally, from my point of view (which is quite high, as I'm currently hovering over one of my Caribbean islands, in my gold plated helicopter, being piloted by a rotating squad of this years play mates of the month. Whilst Bill Gates licks my arse clean. And I light cigars with £100 notes), I think you're talking shite.


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Edit (Wed 29th October). I wish to retract my above statements, which were written without thought, and most likely caused to me to come across as a cunt. Partly jealousy for someone who clearly has the drive in life to get what they want, and partially because I don't have this drive, I wrote a lot of crap, for which I wish to apologise. I'm not a malicious person by nature (honestly), so I feel a bit of a cunt. Anyway, fair play to you for getting what you want out of life and more power to you.
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:55, 2 replies)

You forgot
the bit about 'being fed peeled grapes by nubile nyphomaniacs and drinking champagne from the belly button of a husky maiden while being fallated by [choose favourite female here].'

Otherwise, spot on.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:14, closed)

Peeled grapes are horrible
Like eating an eyeball. I like the crunch from the skin.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:30, closed)

Ew
I don't think the idea of eating eyeballs is improved by adding a crunch.
(richardm, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:31, closed)

lol
why did you gold plate your helicopter ?
( pregnantfridge, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:22, closed)